Cyclanthophobia: Does It Exist?

I define cyclanthophobia as a fear of Cyclamen flowers. Now, Scarlet is a truly fearsome specimen of Cyclamen, and I understand how one might fear her predatory wrath (scroll to the bottom of the post I linked to).

But I was wondering if cyclanthophobia is just a subcategory of a more general fear of small, downward-looking flowers that appear fearsome when perceived from a vantage point below the bloom. Part of the fear might have to do with seeing things commonly viewed from a more level plane, such as a window, a door, or the ceiling. I can't think of a clever word to encompass the entire idea, however, so I'm sticking with cyclanthophobia.

I will, however, test my hypothesis that such fear is evoked by more than just Cyclamen with this series of photos that I took of Galanthus flowers on Saturday. Click on the pictures to view them in their full splendor.



Okay... This seems an innocuous-enough Galanthus, right? Small, spring blooming, downward pointing, green splotches on the inner tepals, kind of nice. But as you grow complacent... It pounces!


"Grr! I will eats you!" Gally growls.


"Om nom nom nom."

Now, on a scale of one to 10, 10 being "I peed myself," how scared were you?

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4 Responses to Cyclanthophobia: Does It Exist?

  1. I'm beginning to worry about you.

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  2. I take that in a complimentary sense. Thank you for caring 'bout me! :)

    But cyclanthophobia is no laughing matter. It is a serious condition with dire consequences for the afflicted.

    Also, I put it on Urban Dictionary. It was accepted and will be up shortly. So, now it's, like, totally real.

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  3. Galanthus look cool from below, especially the double forms. It may be more Cyclamen specific.

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  4. I would never worry about you. You're too far gone for that. I think it's only you're crazy cyclamen that's evil. Lately witch hazel has also started to creep me out. I was really starting to like it. Then I saw lots of pictures and now I'm slightly frightened. So I guess that's a no on my part.

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