The Homestead Hobbyist

Written by The Indoor Garden(er), copyright 2009

Music video coming soon to a blog near you.

"You.
I want you.
I need you so bad,
I think I'll go mad,
without you.

Soooyyyybeean!
You're my one and only,
as tall as my knee!
Only you.

I want you.
I want you to grow up,
you to grow up
and get a job!

...but wait.
You can't.
Because, you're a plant.

So I want you.
I want you to grow up,
you to grow up.
So I can eat you!
I'm gonna steam you!
So I can eat you!
With some salt.

You.
Only you.
Only you can make me
be so crazy
about food.

Soooyyyybeean!
I lovvee youuuu...."